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    Turn Yourself Into a Literal Burrito With These Food-Themed Blankets

    The Simpson’s might be the most meme’d cartoon not named Spongebob Squarepants. It’s so meme-able that there’s a Twitter account that just tweets out-of-context Simpsons screenshots every day. But, the one that’s always stuck with me is Homer Simpson wrapped up in a blanket, impossibly content, and mumbling “Ahhhh, I’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun.” I think about it every time that I’m wrapped up in my blanket, dreading the thought of getting out of bed.

    Well, thanks to the good folks at Gourmet Blankets & Company, I can now, literally, wrap myself in a giant cinnamon roll and pretend that I’m as comfy as Homer.

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    Just like the real thing, this cinnamon roll is soft, warm, and leaves you feeling like you just received a hug. There are other blankets too: pizza, donuts, burgers, and also baby sized, tortilla-patterned blankets to wrap your little one(s) up like a burrito.

    Gourmet Blankets is doing more than just blankets, too. There’s pillows, slippers, pins, and much more, of all foods and sizes. They’ve got all your food-themed needs covered. 

    What could produce a better night’s sleep than cozying up to a giant piece of bread? Not much for my carbo-loading self. Just look at how comfy Foodbeast’s very own managing editor, Reach Guinto, is catching some well deserved Z’s.

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    Personally, I’m rocking the peach pin on my backpack as we speak, and I’ll be looking to cop a pair of those lettuce slides. If you see me pulling up to the corner store in a couple pieces of lettuce and some Nike socks, now you know why.